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michael-palin:

people who think a song from like 2007 is old

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ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
are you straight:
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

nazmat:

make this happen hollywood

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

ryannxp:

this is important

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

perchu:

perchu:

photosynthesize your worries into strength

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perchu:

perchu:

photosynthesize your worries into strength

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